Showing posts with label Hard Hats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hard Hats. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Meet the Graging Bulls

We are coming down the home stretch of the Current Owner Q&A.  Matt Grage joined the CFCL in 2000.  In his first thirteen years in the league his highwater mark was 2nd place in 2003.  But this year, 2013, could be the year he reaches Shangri-La.  He is in a neck and neck fight with the Candy Colored Clowns to take home the Copperfield Trophy.

Matt is a baseball fan through and through.  Many a summer night you can spot him on WGN-TV at a Cubs game sitting four rows up and just to the right of home plate.  He's also a constant presence down at the Arizona Fall League.  In addition to his passion as a fan, Matt stepped up in an administrative role within the CFCL.  When David retired, Matt took over the duties of tracking players being cut during Spring Training and annually provides the league with the Official Draft Sheet of Available Players.

Matt is the only team in CFCL history to go through three name changes.  He entered the  league as Matt's Hard Hats.  In 2004 he changed the name to Hot Sludge Sundae (don't ask, please don't ask) and thankfully again changed his name in 2006 to Graging Bulls.  You can read his profile here.

In real life Matt is a firefighter and perhaps the most poignant moment in the CFCL was when Matt came to a CFCL get together, I think it was a draft, with his hair dyed red.  He and many other firemen across the country did this as a sign of support for their fallen brothers in the 9/11 tragedy.  It reminded me once again that what we are doing here is just a game and more importantly, this league is made up of some really amazing, special guys.  It's time now to meet the Graging Bulls.



You are the fourth most senior member of the CFCL. What changes seem the most significant to you from when you joined (2000) to now?
 
The last time I was a senior member of anything, there was a spanking machine, a 44 gallon drum of rendered bacon fat, a plethora of rubber chickens and three legged ocelot involved. Oh wait, I was never in a fraternity in college. That must have been a dream. Yes, a dream.
 
Ahem. Anyways, I think the biggest change is going from 12 teams to 10. Our player penetration was so deep (don't go there Mike) that there was spirited bidding on 5th outfielders and 3rd catchers. You never could draft starting position players in the Rotation draft, even if they were Betancourt bad. Plus there are so many players available on the waiver wire now. I don't think there has been a week without a FAAB bid or waiver claim this year.
 
When you draft each year you wear your “Angry Eyes” hat. Is that a “mascot” for you like DunnKenn is for the Kenndoza Line?
 
LOL It's mainly a combination of watching too much poker on TV and my impeccable fashion sense. Plus it's a really cool hat. For this special occasion, I'll even give you guys the origin story. Be sure to print this out on non-acidic paper and store it in a vacuum sealed mylar bag. I was researching (re: obsessively stalking) one of my many, many Padre prospects (most likely Jaff Decker) when I saw a thumbnail pic of said prospect. He was wearing a Lake Elsinore cap, probably because he was playing for them at the time. It was love at first sight. A quick visit to their online store and a long week of waiting by my mailbox like Charlie Brown on Valentine's Day and there it was. History was made. And it irrevocably changed the CFCL forever ... It is my precious.
 
It sounds like you head off to Arizona for the Fall League pretty consistently. Is that a yearly event for you?
 
Yeah, and I've already started making plans to attend this year. I'm not sure how many years I've been going, maybe close to 10. I think it's a great way to extend the baseball season another month. It's three days of going to some fairly competitive games and talking about them with people who do that sort of thing for a living.
 
Have you met scouts and other baseball executives while you’re there?
 
Actually, I have. They've invited a Blue Jay scout, Kimball Crossley, the last few years. He's a fantastic speaker and very approachable. One year, they had Logan White as a featured guest. He's the Dodgers VP of Amateur Scouting. I've also met a few guys who have gone on to work in various team front offices. For the most part, it's writers for most of the major sports and fantasy sports websites. Guys like Ron Shandler, CFCL alum Jason Grey, Lawr Michaels, John Sickels, Jim Callis, Eric Karabell & Jeff Erickson. Every year I try to convince Jeff to fire a low level employee by the name of Kenn Ruby but he never takes my advice, with the usual lame excuses of being a terrific writer, a keen fantasy strategist & righteous dude.
 
In your thirteen years in the league, who has been your favorite ballplayer to own?
 
If you had asked this a couple years ago, my answer would have to had been Mark Prior unfortunately. He had such a bright career ahead of him before Dusty destroyed his arm. I can't wait for Baker to die so I can go spit on his grave ...
 
On the bright side, my new favorite player is a current Bull, Steven Strasburg. He was so good in his last start, he almost single-handedly put me in 1st place for about 10 minutes Sunday night. :) I thank Buddha that he's pitching for an organization that knows a little something about protecting pitchers. BTW, a close second is Bryce Harper :) But he gets docked a spot for getting his GED so he could enter the draft early and thus scuttling my plans on drafting him in the 13th round while he was a senior in High School ...
 
What exactly is your obsession with minor leaguers and your Reserve Roster?
 
It goes back to when I first came into the league. I saw the expansion draft list and the rosters of the returning teams and knew I wouldn't be able to compete. I was just getting back into fantasy sports after a long hiatus as well. I thought one area I could get even just a slim advantage was to put a lot of focus on the minor leagues. Sure, I made a lot of mistakes at first like drafting middle relievers (Hi Matt!!). :) But I think I've gotten better over the years and my hit rate is substantially better now.
 
As for Reserve List picks, I've actually done a complete 180 on them since starting out. The graybeards might remember a time when I'd just give them away like <REDACTED>.* Or maybe they can't remember because senility has set in. ;) I like having extras now either to as trade fodder or just to hoard so others can't use them. That didn't happen this year since I am in the unfamiliar position of being the dumpee rather than the dumper.
 
In real life you’re a firefighter for Chicago. Any interesting or cool stories you can tell?
 
Sure, but most are NSFW. I once nearly fell through an attic onto a fire floor (luckily I was too fat to slip in between the joists). Another time, some stairs collapsed right after I had just got off of them. Had a room flash over on me a couple of times. There were also a few bottle rocket fights at the firehouse and other assorted fireworks related gags. :)
 
But I guess the most appropriate memory for this forum would have to be meeting Double Duty Radcliffe a couple of times before he passed away a few years back. He was an old Negro Leagues ballplayer who earned his nickname by catching the first game of a doubleheader then pitching the second. He was living in an old folks' home close to my firehouse. He'd call for an ambulance and if we were closer, the alarm office would send us first. Even in his 90s, he was pretty healthy and able to get around well enough. He would tell us stories about the greats he played with who were long gone. He was a gifted storyteller.
 
On a more dour note, we were the ones who pronounced Vernon Jarrett a few years back as well. You never know who will be on the other end of a call ...
 
OK, I lied. There will be no further Joker references today ...
 
* - That was just too mean to Mike ;) I couldn't do it ... Just finish the sentence with candy :)

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

The CFCL Owners of 2000

Picture from left:  Eric Lamb (Lambchops), Rich Bentel (Dem Rebels), Matt Bentel (DoorMatts), Steve Olson (Steve's Stones), Dave Goetz (ForGoetzMeNots), Kelly Barone (Six Packs), David Mahlan (David's Copperfields and eventual 2000 CFCL Champion), Nick Hansen (Nick's Picts), Paul Zeledon (Da Paul Meisters - in white hat), Bruce Ellman (Bruce's Witzke a Go-Go - in yellow shirt), Dave Holian (David's Ruffins), Matt Grage (Hard Hats).  Not pictured - Harry Witzke (Bruce's Witzke a Go-Go).
 
There is a lot going on in this 2000 CFCL Owner Picture.  First of all, if you have been following this part of the blog as we work our way backward from 2013, you noticed that the quality of this picture is extremely poor compared to previous posts.  That's because this was the last year before we hit the digital photo age.  To get this picture we stood in front of the video camera David had set up, stood real still for a few seconds and then got down to business.  David anticipated needing/using an Owner Photo for 2000 and had us line up in front of the video camera.
 
If you are anal like me, you looked at the names listed (12) and counted the faces (13) and realized someone was not accounted for.  The gentleman on the far right is Tim Leen.  Last week we met Tim as the One Year Wonder owner of Tim's Maulers.  In 2000 he provided backup help as Matt Grage (Hard Hats) needed to step out of the draft for an hour or so due to a family commitment.  Tim sat in for Matt while he was gone, getting a flavor of what it was like to attend a draft and be an owner.
 
Interestingly, while Matt was out and about he had on the radio and heard that Sean Casey broke his thumb - either in a spring training game or an early regular season game.  When he came back he mentioned it to everyone which allowed the owner of Sean Casey (don't remember who that was) the opportunity to focus his efforts on a firstbaseman during the Rotation Pick part of the draft.
 
2000 was the first year the CFCL expanded to twelve teams as the Stones and Go-Go joined the league that  year.  We also had two other new owners.  The Hard Hats replaced the retired Steve's Slackers and Nick's Picts replaced the retired Welch's Flatfeet.  This would also be the last year for the ForGoetzMeNots - an Original 6 Owner who left the CFCL and then rejoined in 1994.
 
The Copperfields would win the first part of their fourth back-to-back CFCL titles.
 
We drafted in somewhat corporate oppulence in Naperville.

 



Thursday, August 15, 2013

The CFCL Owners of 2001



Pictured from left [First Row] David Mahlan (David's Copperfields and eventual 2001 CFCL Champion), Kelly Barone (Six Packs), Rich Bentel (Dem Rebels), Matt Bentel (DoorMatts)
[Second Row] Harry Witzke (Bruce's Witzke A Go-Go), Eric Lamb (Lambchops), Steve Olson (Steve's Stones), Tim Leen (Tim's Maulers), Matt Grage (Hard Hats), Paul Zeledon (Da Paul Meisters), Nick Hansen (Nick's Picts).  [Not pictured] Dave Holian (David's Ruffins)

2001 saw the Copperfields capture their second consecutive CFCL title (actually this would be the fourth and last time they repeated as champions).  This was the first (and last) year for Tim Leen of Tim's Maulers as they replaced an original six member - Dave Goetz of the ForGoetzMeNots.  This would also be the last season that Harry Witzke (co)owned a CFCL team.  They joined in 2000 with Bruce Ellman as co-owner and after the 2001 season Witzke resigned, turning over the franchise solely to Ellman.  This season, while the Copperfields ran away with the title with a nine point lead, the Go-Go and DoorMatts stood tied point-wise for third.  The DoorMatts were able to show by taking the second tie breaker.

We drafted in corporate opulence in Oak Brook which allowed the Ruffins to draft long distance via phone and computer.





Wednesday, August 7, 2013

The CFCL Owners of 2002

[Picture from left]:  Steve Olson (Steve's Stones); Eric Lamb (Eventual 2002 CFCL Champion Lambchops); Paul Zeledon (Da Paul Meisters); David Mahlan (David's Copperfields); Matt Grage (Hard Hats); Jason Grey (Reservoir Dogs); Kelly Barone (Six Packs); Rich Bentel (Dem Rebels); Nick Hansen (Nick's Picts); Matt Bentel (DoorMatts); Bruce Ellman (Tenacious B).  [Not pictured but represented by the white speaker in Rich's had - Dave Holian (David's Ruffins)]

2002 was the year the world learned about the CFCL.  Or more accurately the 2002 season was when the wheels were set into motion.  To start, we had a completely new owner join us and a former co-owner branch out on his own.  Jason Grey and the Reservoir Dogs replaced the Maulers.  Jason not only brought his Mastersball fantasy baseball experience with him, he also brought a film crew.  Jason was approached by the producers of Trading the Gator to see if he knew of a local, dedicated, maniacal fantasy baseball league and he said "Funny you should ask.  I just joined a Chicago-based league."  The poles you see behind Matt Grage and Nick Hansen's head are part of the equipment used to film scenes of the draft for TTG.

Bruce Ellman was a new old owner.  For two years he co-managed the Witzke a Go-Go.  In 2002 his co-owner resigned and Bruce unveiled the Tenacious B.

After 13 years in the league, the Lambchops finally found the magic and captured what would be the first of consecutive CFCL Championships.

Once again drafting in the opulence of the Oak Brook conference room, we had the technology available to us for the Ruffins to draft remotely.  In years previous and post the Ruffins would communicate via computer screen or earpiece with Rich Bentel, but since we were going Hollywood and didn't want to miss the Ruffin wit, he was placed on speaker so the film producers could directly capture any Ruffin communication.

Monday, July 29, 2013

The CFCL Owners of 2003

Picture from left: [kneeling] Rich Bentel (Dem Rebels); Steve Olson (Steve's Stones); [standing] Matt Grage (Hard Hats); Jason Grey (Reservoir Dogs); Paul Zeledon (Da Paul Meisters); Nick Hansen (Nick's Picts); Eric Lamb (eventual 2003 CFCL Champion Lambchops); Matt Bentel (DoorMatts); Kelly Barone (Six Packs); David Mahlan (Copperfields); Bruce Ellman (Tenacious B); [not pictured but represented by the skinny white microphone - Dave Holian (Ruffins);

As with every year, there are some interesting nuggets.  The Lambchops would capture their second consecutive CFCL title.  The dynasty Copperfields, who never finished lower than 4th since 1984 would finish in 11th place.  We didn't have any new owners in 2003, but unfortunately we would be saying good-bye to the Six Packs and Tenacious B at the end of the season.

Again we drafted in the Oak Brook corporate room complete with internet connection so the Ruffins could draft remotely.