In American culture we are
often exposed to things for a relatively short period of time, but the
influence endures for generations.
Gilligan’s Island graced the airwaves for a mere three years but the
terms “Little Buddy” “The Movie Star” not to mention the theme song are known
by millions.
Star Trek was on T.V. for
four years and yet there aren’t many people who can’t quote “live long and
prosper” or do a passable Captain Kirk impression. The impact these shows had was immense. And it is with the CFCL, a microcosm of
American society.
In 1986 the CFCL added
four teams: 2 vile, despicable scum, one current owner and Bob Monroe. Bob came to us via Co-Commissioner David
Mahlan. Bob was store manager of
Minnesota Fabric in North Riverside while David worked there part-time.
Heading into the 1986
season our owners were comprised of one high school student, three college
students, two twenty-somethings, David’s dad and Bob. Bob, of the group, in my eyes was old. David’s dad wasn’t – he was a dad. But Bob was old, had to be late 30’s. Old to the point that the first few times we
got together (expansion draft, real draft) we addressed him as Mr. Monroe.
In looking back over CFCL
history I am amazed to realize that the Bald Eagles were part of the league for
only six years. The impact Bob had on
the league was similar to Gilligan’s Island and Star Trek. To this day Bob is still with us. The in-season weekly blog that I’ve kept for
the last three or four years is named the Monroe Doctrine in honor of Bob. The Constitution has two references to Bob
(The Bald Eagle IP requirement and the Bald Eagle AB requirement) because of
the way Bob would try to, I’ll say interpret the rules but in reality he would
try to skirt the rules. Many of the
loopholes that were closed in the past are due directly to Bob and his
manipulations.
When Bob came into the
league he sent out this announcement.
More than anything, this
announcement said to us “Dude has a computer!”
Remember this was 1986. Not a lot
of households had a personal computer – certainly not the Mahlan or Bentel
households. Bob brought the CFCL into
the computer age. Now David or I would
go to Bob’s house each week to enter stats and have the computer calculate the
standings, rather than have David do it by hand.
Over the course of the year we will post stories
of Bob’s antics and intimidation. He
single handedly broke multiple drafting rules at the 1989 draft. He perhaps was one of the first owners to
practice price enforcement at the draft.
He was the architect of what, on the surface, could be viewed as the
worst trade since Brock for Broglio (he receiving Brock). These stories will come, but for now let me
leave you with this. One year Bob hosted
the CFCL Banquet at his home in Brookfield.
He took David into the kitchen and said “Let’s give Rich a glass of
water loaded with Tabasco Sauce.” And
so, Bob came out of the kitchen with a glass of water loaded with a red hue and
said “Here’s your water Rich. Sorry my
pipes are a little rusty.” That was Bob.
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